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Punography

I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle announce is now a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to accompany where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a log back anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical bringing off about puns. It was a go along with on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand almost the huffish eyed don who lost her trade because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I adapted to to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped out of communism importance because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the gendarmes stations have been stolen. Police comprise nothing to go on.

I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch high!

Cartoonist found gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington unmistakably command's fault.

I used to consider I was ambivalent, but second I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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